best two days ever?!

i got drunk, had sex on a roof and got an interview with AMC in new york WTFFFF. please don’t let this be a cruel joke

I know I haven’t posted any of my own work in a long time so here is my most recent video! Starring me naked, featuring extremely cold tonic water and a black light. enjoy :)

urghhh my sunburn is peeling over my tattoo and taking off these huge chunks of ink it sucks. but oh well i’ll have to get it touched up sooner i thought! at least it’s free. hopefully changing my tongue ring tomorrow to one of my glittery ones :)

well this night totally turned around

i’m a little fucked up and i made THE FUCKING BEST baked macaroni and cheese ever in existence. and now i’m going to watch workaholics, play yoshi and read my new book :) and my mom is gone for the night which makes it even better. the only problem is that i’m horny as fuck. hopefully that will get taken care of tomorrow…


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